I woke up this morning with an orange penis!
Posted on November 7th, 2007 by Richard Catto 1,389 views
So, fuck, I woke up this morning and discovered that somehow my penis had turned orange overnight!
I was in a FLAT PANIC and so, obviously, the first thing I did was call the DOCTOR!
He asked me, did I enjoy cheese curls. I thought what the fuck has that got to do with anything but I answered him anyway, "Yers."
So then he asks me, "Did you watch any pornography last night?"
You can see where this is going, can’t you?
Fucking smarmy cunt! I’m getting a new doctor. And some more cheese curls. And… fuck you!
Tags: cheese curls, Joke, penis humour
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One Response to “I woke up this morning with an orange penis!”
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SheBee Says:
November 7th, 2007 at 12:42You wanker you.
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