Friends for sale – my new best friend!
Posted on December 6th, 2007 by Richard Catto 3,646 views
I’ve discovered that in life, I derive an exquisite pleasure from buying and selling and trading my facebook friends for various favours, sexual and otherwise.
You must absolutely straight away, go directly to this link and sign up RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
And then you must buy me and make me do… things.
I’ve discovered I have a real knack for auctioning off my friends. This is what I wrote about a lovely hunk of a man, named Rupert:
Stunning man who loves ABBA. An absolute must buy for Christmas!
Surprise your friends by showing off Rupert as your new pet. Get him now while, he’s cheap, this one is sure to reach over $10 000 within 7 days!
And another, Duffman III, I wrote this about.
Ladies and Vampires, put your teeth together to welcome this absolutely perfect specimen of BLOOD ON TAP!
Do I hear $200?
Just look at the fine porcelain neck? smooth as marble, soft as silk. Very inviting, no?
Yes, I have $500, do I hear $600?
Lady in the back, I see your $1000. Going once, going twice. SOLD! To the hooded lady in the back.
Will the mystery woman come forward to claim her prize?
Absolutely wicked fun! And the more you buy and sell your friends, the more expensive they become and the more you earn along the way.
Ultimately, I foresee this facebook app being responsible for the dissolution of marriages, but who cares, because it is so much FLIPPING FUN!!!
Tags: Candy Tothill, facebook, facebook appllications, william f de vault
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14 Responses to “Friends for sale – my new best friend!”
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Portia Says:
December 6th, 2007 at 08:37Hell if I knew Duffy was up for grabs I would’ve grabbed him up immediately. No fair, I will have to go looking for him now! Thanks for the heads up!
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Candy Tothill Says:
December 6th, 2007 at 09:38Hate to break this to you, Rich… but you’re not going to be able to afford me for very much longer. Easy, I may be. Cheap, I am not
Oh, and also – randoms keep buying me – how do I make that stop? btw, top nickname for you to date is: Richard “Ed Carson owns my arse” Catto Fun! -
SheBee Says:
December 6th, 2007 at 10:49Gawd. Looks like I’ve been missing out! I added the app when you sent it to me but haven’t been paying much attention.
Woopsie.
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Richard Catto Says:
December 6th, 2007 at 18:47Portia, Duffman can’t be bought until he signs up, so bug the shit out of him until he DOES!
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Richard Catto Says:
December 6th, 2007 at 18:53No, Candy, my best nickname so far is “DR EVIL” – love it.
HUGSSS Sheena Thanks for the lovely nick, darling.
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Ed Carson Says:
December 6th, 2007 at 18:54top nickname for you to date is: Richard Ed Carson owns my arse Catto
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Amy Says:
December 6th, 2007 at 22:57So i add the application last night and what do i awake to ? A brand new owner….. who may or may not go by the name ” Dr Evil ” . Hmm….
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Richard Catto Says:
December 6th, 2007 at 23:12Lovely isn’t it, Amy.
You’re gorgeous btw. You should show your lovely face to everyone in the gravatar image –:>
:~!
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Amy Says:
December 7th, 2007 at 12:51aww why thank you very much Mr Catto…. perhaps i’ll endeavour to do just that….
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JesseTheCat Says:
December 7th, 2007 at 21:23You are so lame, why not get a real life?? I have reported you for your gross and insulting behaviour on Facebook….
Show some respect for your pitiful self and others, and also for your wife and the Christian lable you carry!Otherwise change your profile…to ugly,pathetic, and really sleazy Loser ..
Remove me immediatly from your game here..and remember, CAPE TOWN AINT THAT BIG -
Richard Catto Says:
December 7th, 2007 at 21:44Why are you crying, Jesse?
Aren’t you a big girl?
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SheBee Says:
December 9th, 2007 at 19:11Jeeez Jesse. his wife doesn’t mind that much, trust me. Its all in the name of good humour… seems some of us skipped that in the class ‘how to have a humour101′.
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Alexis woods Says:
January 1st, 2008 at 02:43Love it but the problem is some people dont want to play the game and get upset when people actually buy their friends. In my book if you dont want to play dont download the app
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Richard Catto Says:
January 3rd, 2008 at 04:04The app crashed today and their database was corrupted. They had also decided to cease doing backups on Dec 28 2007, and since they were forced to do a restore, all transactions between Dec 28 2007 and today Jan 2 2008 were lost.
Enormous value was lost off some pets. Profits were lost. Friends were lost. Whole conversations and connections to people were lost.
Fuck the app! May these asshole developers rot in hell!
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