South African women, cats and stats

Posted on August 8th, 2008 by Richard Catto 1,573 views

12% of all South African women have at least one cat.

23% of all divorced South African women have at least one cat.

Therefore if you are a South African woman AND you have a cat, you more likely to be divorced.

Why is this?

Because most South African men prefer dogs.

So?

So put a South African man and a South African woman together and guess what happens?

The South African man’s dog eats the South African woman’s cat.

Which makes her mad.

So what does she do?

She divorces the guy.

And buys another cat.

Tags: cats, dogs, South African men, South African women, Stats
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8 Responses to “South African women, cats and stats”

1. Dre Says:
   August 8th, 2008 at 14:56

   And hence, 50% divorce rate in SA. How many of those men are pussy lovers?

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2. Spencer Eggworth Says:
   August 8th, 2008 at 15:34

   @Dre: Hee hee….

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3. Relax Max Says:
   August 8th, 2008 at 22:01

   Richard, but first they fight like cats and dogs, right? You are getting lamer every day. I am becoming ashamed to associate with you. Wait. I don’t, do I? But the 50% div. rate is the same everywhere, even without cats and dogs or hounds and pussy or whatever.

   Do you REALLY think Obama is going to win? REALLY?? Have you not checked lately how many blacks there are in the U.S? Just askin’. But I will take some of that if you are giving odds. Fifty bucks? You may be right. But what I personally have going for me is that I know how to count…

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4. Richard Catto Says:
   August 9th, 2008 at 16:26

   @Relax Max: LOL @ “ashamed to associate with you.”

   I wouldn’t have it any other way.

5. Relax Max Says:
   August 9th, 2008 at 16:33

   Richard, be that as it may, you are still invited to the pub party. Hope you can make it. 8 ish.

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   byob. sorry.

   I sent you an email invite with more details but it bounced. Must be all the hate mail, eh?

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6. Nicole Says:
   August 9th, 2008 at 17:51

   Muah – nice one !

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7. xmarks Says:
   August 9th, 2008 at 18:50

   what about other pets?

   what if she has a pet beaver for example?

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8. Richard Catto Says:
   August 9th, 2008 at 18:56

   @xmarks: That would be impossible since there are no beavers in South Africa.

   I know. It is sad.

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