Clitoris
Posted on October 28th, 2008 by Richard Catto 2,065 views
XKCD never fails to amuse me. Check the image properties on xkcd.com for further insight into this perplexing scrabble problem.
Tags: Clitoris, scrabble, xkcd
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Who says romance is dead?
Posted on November 24th, 2007 by Richard Catto 1,324 views
Miss you, Karen Carpenter. *mwah*
Tags: Cartoon, Humour, Karen Carpenter, The Carpenters, xkcd
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You’re not really looking to get laid, are you?
Posted on October 15th, 2007 by Richard Catto 3,337 views
guy: So, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
girl: Ooh, sunny side up.
guy: oh. huh.
girl: is that a problem?
guy: Well, it’s just that I was trying to set you up for the "unfertilised" line.
girl: Ah. Bad timing. I’m actually looking for casual sex. Interested?
guy: I’d love to, but I’ve got like 20 more jokes to set up tonight? Hey, have you seen a Priest and a Rabbi?
This reminds me of another joke involving a rather inept hunter and a bear…
This hunter goes into the woods looking to bag himself a bear, but he’s a rotten shot and upon finding a bear, he expends all his ammo without hitting anything except wood. The bear then seizes the hunter and proceeds to bugger him all night long.
The hunter swears to avenge his humiliation and ventures forth again (after he’s recovered from his ordeal) with the same result. This happens three or four times. On the fifth occasion, he’s lying there waiting for the bear to do his thing when the bear remarks rather unkindly, "Admit it, you’re not really here for the hunting, are you?"
Tags: Humour, Joke, Sex, xkcd
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Sometimes you just have to be offensive to be funny
Posted on October 3rd, 2007 by Richard Catto 2,467 views
friend: you have trouble sleeping, right?
asshat: only when your mom is over.
friend: since your work is flexible…
asshat: like your mom
friend: … you should try the 28 hour day. 20 hours awake, 8 asleep (or 19 / 9 if you prefer).
asshat: i prefer your mom.
friend: it synchs up with the week. you spend weekdays awake normally, then on weekends, you can go out all night.
asshat: just like your mom.
friend: it means four extra hours daily. you can stay up until you’re exhausted every day and then spend a full 9 hours asleep each night!
asshat: but how much time can i spend doing your mom?
friend: you? i’m guessing three or four minutes, tops.
asshat: well played.
Tags: asshat, asshole, being an ass, sleep with your best friend's mom, xkcd
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Noisy revenge
Posted on September 15th, 2007 by Richard Catto 5,415 views
My neighbour has loud sex. Good for her, but it keeps me up at night. And she’s so smug about it too.
Girl-next-door: Sorry, could you hear us last night? Oh, you know how it gets sometimes.
Guy: Not really…
But tonight I finally get my revenge! Because now I have a LOUD girlfriend! And an elliptical reflector dish…
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