Friends for sale – my new best friend!
Posted on December 6th, 2007 by Richard Catto 3,645 views
I’ve discovered that in life, I derive an exquisite pleasure from buying and selling and trading my facebook friends for various favours, sexual and otherwise.
You must absolutely straight away, go directly to this link and sign up RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
And then you must buy me and make me do… things.
I’ve discovered I have a real knack for auctioning off my friends. This is what I wrote about a lovely hunk of a man, named Rupert:
Stunning man who loves ABBA. An absolute must buy for Christmas!
Surprise your friends by showing off Rupert as your new pet. Get him now while, he’s cheap, this one is sure to reach over $10 000 within 7 days!
And another, Duffman III, I wrote this about.
Ladies and Vampires, put your teeth together to welcome this absolutely perfect specimen of BLOOD ON TAP!
Do I hear $200?
Just look at the fine porcelain neck? smooth as marble, soft as silk. Very inviting, no?
Yes, I have $500, do I hear $600?
Lady in the back, I see your $1000. Going once, going twice. SOLD! To the hooded lady in the back.
Will the mystery woman come forward to claim her prize?
Absolutely wicked fun! And the more you buy and sell your friends, the more expensive they become and the more you earn along the way.
Ultimately, I foresee this facebook app being responsible for the dissolution of marriages, but who cares, because it is so much FLIPPING FUN!!!
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