Noisy revenge
Posted on September 15th, 2007 by Richard Catto 5,415 views
My neighbour has loud sex. Good for her, but it keeps me up at night. And she’s so smug about it too.
Girl-next-door: Sorry, could you hear us last night? Oh, you know how it gets sometimes.
Guy: Not really…
But tonight I finally get my revenge! Because now I have a LOUD girlfriend! And an elliptical reflector dish…
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Open Source Assassins!
Posted on September 10th, 2007 by Richard Catto 1,943 views
Assassins: Richard Stallman! Your viral open source licenses have grown too powerful! The GPL must be stopped! At the source! You!
Richard Stallman: Hah! Microsoft lackeys! So it has come to this! A night of blood I’ve long awaited! But be this my death or yours, Free Software will carry on! For a GNU dawn! For Freedom! … hey, where’re ya goin’?
Assassins: Man, you’re right, that never gets old. Let’s do Eric S. Raymond next. Or Linus Torvalds. I hear he sleeps with nunchucks.
Found here: xkcd.com
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Funny YouTube Cat video
Posted on August 24th, 2007 by Richard Catto 3,549 views
Something to liven up your Friday:
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Italian mother puts her foot down, cuts off 61 year old son’s allowance
Posted on August 5th, 2007 by Richard Catto 3,196 views
An 81 year old Italian woman had enough of her 61 year old son’s wayward ways this past week and put her foot down by cutting off his allowance, confiscating his house keys and dragging him off to the local police station to get them to talk some sense into him.
The son complained that his allowance was too little and that his mom’s cooking sucked. His mother in turn complained that her son doesn’t tell her where he is going at night and comes home late.
The cops managed to convince them to return home and patch things up.
So all’s well that ends well, right?
Source:
But Mom! The other 61-year-olds get an allowance!
No more allowance for 61-year-old son
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Raised terror alert level in Britain
Posted on July 20th, 2007 by Richard Catto 5,247 views
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved". Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross".
Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the Blitz began in 1940 and tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance". The last time the British issued "A Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.
Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France’s white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country’s military capability.
It is not only the English and French who are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert its level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing". Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides".
The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs". They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose".
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish Navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
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