12% of all South African women have at least one cat.

23% of all divorced South African women have at least one cat.

Therefore if you are a South African woman AND you have a cat, you more likely to be divorced.

Why is this?

Because most South African men prefer dogs.

So?

So put a South African man and a South African woman together and guess what happens?

The South African man’s dog eats the South African woman’s cat.

Which makes her mad.

So what does she do?

She divorces the guy.

And buys another cat.