Never trust a Scotsman to deliver your mail

Posted on September 10th, 2008 by Richard Catto 1,438 views

An overworked 23 year old Scot working in Frankfurt, Germany as a mailman got a bit behind with his deliveries and decided to dump about 20 000 letters instead of delivering them.

He was spotted dumping trash bags full of mail by a vigilant neighbour who alerted the authorities. Police found boxes and trash bags stuffed full of mail in the errant Scotsman’s apartment and basement. The man complained to the police that he was overtaxed by his night school studies and felt unable to keep up.

Two vans were needed to recover the mail, some of which was addressed to the Scotsman himself.

He will be executed by firing squad tomorrow. Haha.

Tags: Scottish mailman
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This blog be on holiday

Posted on December 27th, 2007 by Richard Catto 1,538 views

Hold all complaints, love letters, spam & swear words til next year because the Editor has been kidnapped and will be ransomed for R250 000. All proceeds will be sent to SheBee who needs the money in order to pay for manicures and leg waxings.

Be safe, be fun and be you!

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FOUND! the IP address of SA male prostitute

Posted on May 28th, 2007 by Richard Catto 6,796 views

Okay, boetie, gotcha!

You’re not in Australia, as the Sunday Times reported. You’re in freaking Mandalay, Mitchells Plain, Western Cape!

IP address: 196.211.173.38
Hostname: Not available
ISP: TIS-20050812, Internet Solutions
Suburb: Mandalay
Town: Mitchells Plain
Province, Western Cape
Steet postal code: 7785
Country: South Africa

Examine my web site log entries for yourself

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