Simple Pleasures – Oral and Manual Techniques for Erotic Stimulation DVD by Jonti Searll
Posted on April 1st, 2008 by Richard Catto 5,665 views
Jonti Searll, South Africa’s premier teacher of sexuality and sensuality, is so pleased to announce the release of his new DVD.
Jonti shares with you many techniques that have brought amazing pleasure to so many people.
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The Five Sections on the DVD are:
- An Introduction by Jonti
- Oral Ecstacy for Her
- Oral Ecstacy for Him
- The Pleasure of Your Touch for Her
- The Pleasure of Your Touch for Him
To order, email or call Jonti on 083 7435 129
Order now and receive some special extra surprises with this DVD.
Tags: Jonti Searll, Sensuality, Sex, Sexuality, Simple Pleasures
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It’s the little things which cause the most offence, right?
Posted on February 15th, 2008 by Richard Catto 1,554 views
Yesterday, I sent out a Valentine’s Day newsletter to all those of you who are privileged enough to be subscribed to it.
I thought it was a good one, started off well, conveyed some amusing information and got people thinking about how they can do things differently online this year.
I opened with this short little intro:
Firstly, Happy Valentine’s Day!
I hope you all get flowers, Candy and laid.
Today, on this special day of loving joy, we have the following uplifting articles for you:
which managed to cause offence to some guy on my mailing list named Louis who unsubscribed leaving this as his reason for unsubscribing:
Unfortunately I do not find the content uplifting nor of good taste.
So of course I thought, "OMIGOD WHAT THE HECK DID I WRITE TO OFFEND THIS MAN!!!???"
I wrote back:
What specifically do you object to?
And got this reply:
a comment like "wishing everyone got laid" is not a lifestyle I subscribe to and therefore do not want to subject myself to. Everyone is free to choose his or her own lifestyle but in the last 8 years I have learned that sex is precious and not to be treated like a sport.
So then I says to dat anal muthafukka:
What if you’re married? Is it "okay" to get laid then?
And dat nigga shouts right back:
Richard, you want to chat, give me your number and I will call you.
Den I tell him straight:
Sure. My contact numbers are in my sig at the bottom of my emails to you.
But really, if you want to unsubscribe (for whatever reason) it’s okay with me. You’ve already most likely received a message to that effect (that you’ve been unsubscribed).
My little quip was meant to be taken lightly as humour rather than a serious suggestion to go out and shag willy-nilly. I expect people to take it as that. People in relationships often take Valentine’s Day as an occasion to have a romantic evening which might include making love to one another.
And den he totally gives it all up and surrenders his black ass to me and says:
Thanks Richard, I accept your explanation.
What a mofo!
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You’re not really looking to get laid, are you?
Posted on October 15th, 2007 by Richard Catto 3,324 views
guy: So, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
girl: Ooh, sunny side up.
guy: oh. huh.
girl: is that a problem?
guy: Well, it’s just that I was trying to set you up for the "unfertilised" line.
girl: Ah. Bad timing. I’m actually looking for casual sex. Interested?
guy: I’d love to, but I’ve got like 20 more jokes to set up tonight? Hey, have you seen a Priest and a Rabbi?
This reminds me of another joke involving a rather inept hunter and a bear…
This hunter goes into the woods looking to bag himself a bear, but he’s a rotten shot and upon finding a bear, he expends all his ammo without hitting anything except wood. The bear then seizes the hunter and proceeds to bugger him all night long.
The hunter swears to avenge his humiliation and ventures forth again (after he’s recovered from his ordeal) with the same result. This happens three or four times. On the fifth occasion, he’s lying there waiting for the bear to do his thing when the bear remarks rather unkindly, "Admit it, you’re not really here for the hunting, are you?"
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