My secret blog

Posted on November 11th, 2007 by Richard Catto 1,606 views

Do you have a secret blog? One that only you know about?

Perhaps you tell one special person? Perhaps not? Perhaps no-one knows but you?

Well, today, I’m going to out myself! Today, I’m going to tell you the location of MY SECRET BLOG!

I think EVERYONE should have a secret blog! Why? Because it adds interest. It makes you a secretive, furtive, clandestine individual. It makes you a SECRET AGENT!

It does NOT make you GAY!

And even if it DID make you gay, that would be okay, because its cool to be gay.

My secret blog is on stumbleupon and it’s where I write a whole lot of private things – reviews of web sites that grabbed me in one way or the other.

Today, a friend of mine, Clangnuts, who is a cartoonist, blogged about a penguin called Nils Olav. Nils Olav holds the ceremonial rank of Colonel-in-Chief of the Norwegian King’s Guard.

So I hammed it up in this review:

"Gentlemen, welcome to Hell! I am Colonel-in-Chief, Nils Olav, your commanding officer, and I am a penguin!"

*applause*

"Gentlemen, you are here today, enrolled in the Royal Norwegian Dive School, for one reason and one reason only. Apparently, you are the best!"

*Hoooo-rah!*

"But gentlemen, only the creme de la creme of you will survive. Dive commander, today you will test these men’s abilities to remain underwater. Any man, not able to sustain a depth of 300 metres for at least 20 minutes (without oxygen) will be disqualified!"

"Gentlemen, get your beaks and flippers on! This is going to be a long day for you all. Chief, move the men out!"

I use my StumbleUpon blog to write about a whole bunch of web sites that I come across in my travels across the glorious seas of the world wide web, which reminds me of a song by one of my all time favourite pop groups – OMD (Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark).

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